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Zombie Fluxx takes the award-winning card game Fluxx and cranks up the fun with a Zombie uprising.The Zombies arrive in the form of a new type of card, called the Creeper, which hangs around in front of you, preventing you from winning.The good news is, the Keepers include a Shotgun and a Chainsaw and various other things you can use as weapons against the Zombies. Plus you´ve got Sandwiches and Coffee and a couple of Friends to help you win.The bad news is, if your Friends become Zombies, you´ll have to destroy them.Welcome to the dark side of Fluxx, the card game of ever-changing rules!
Lewis the zombie villager is a pretty average student. He does pretty well in math, and he understands English class. But one day, in science, when they experiment with baking in class, Lewis discovers a secret talent that he never knew he had; cooking! Everyone is very impressed with him, and the local newspaper and news crew come to make a show based on Lewis and his talents. But Lewis is afraid of all the attention and freezes up whenever the camera is on! Will Lewis be able to conquer his fear and make use of his new talent? Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights. 1. Language: English. Narrator: MC Steve. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/068668/bk_acx0_068668_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The final novel in the exciting Zombie Dawn trilogy that follows the outbreak of a deadly worldwide zombie plague. This epic finale concludes the story 10 years on from Zombie Dawn Outbreak. Very few communities remain, and those left are the hardiest and most resolute. This book tells of the final bloody fight for survival that will determine the future of mankind. Across the globe the final bastions of humanity hang on by a thread. In Europe the last great fortified town is besieged by the largest zombie horde that has been seen since the outbreak. Every last weapon and round of ammunition is used in a battle of epic proportions that can only end in total defeat for one side. In the United States, after being forced from their homes many years before, the survivors of the town of Babylon lead a nomadic lifestyle and have reached Mexico. With only a small number remaining and little more than their horses and hand weapons, the bedraggled group go in search of water. With little hope or morale left, they fight for every second of life. In the Southern Hemisphere the Flotilla has fought and struggled for 10 years, but it is now time for them to settle down. After making contact with a new community, they decide to risk it all in one last gamble. As the fleet leaves on their final voyage, they receive terrible news. The island, their last best hope for survival, is under a massive attack by the walking dead. Only quick and decisive action can save the day and give them the future they have worked so many years for. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Mark Diamond. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/049178/bk_acx0_049178_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Shawn Chesser is a master of the zombie genre. (Mark Tufo, best-selling author of the Zombie Fallout series)´´Through a combination of tight, well-structured plots and fully realized characters, Chesser has emerged as one of the top indie writers in the business.´´ (Joe McKinney, two-time Bram Stoker Award winner and best-selling author of the Dead World series)Army veteran Lee Riker is staying in an Atlanta shelter and supporting himself with the odd carpentry job when his sister, Tara, summons him home to Middletown, Indiana, for the reading of their mother’s will. Hopeful that the unknown sum of money included in his portion of the inheritance will be sufficient to bring an end to his latest run of bad luck and trouble, Riker boards a Greyhound bus in Atlanta with his duffel bag, less than $200 to his name, and a secret he must protect at all costs. Riker makes it to Middletown only to learn his sister has recently witnessed a gruesome death. Insisting she saw the victim rise from a pool of his own blood to attack the Samaritan rendering aid, Tara floats the idea that the man may have been a zombie. While the siblings are comparing what Tara thinks she saw to the conflicting stories about the event being reported on the news, the emergency broadcast system is activated and they find themselves under order to report to one of three newly established quarantine centers. With this unexpected turn of events looming over their heads, and as a result the reading of the will likely postponed indefinitely, Riker informs Tara of the promise he made to their mother on her deathbed months ago. A promise whose details leave Tara nearly as confused as those of the grisly attack haunting her every thought. A promise that Riker insists is worth ignoring the government edict in order to fulfill. A promise that requires the Rikers to leave town even as shadowy forces seek to seal it off from the rest 1. Language: English. Narrator: Adam Paul. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/120156/bk_acx0_120156_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won´t stay dead. You can shoot ´em, chop ´em, burn ´em — they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country. As Sam tracks down the zombie turkeys and how to eradicate them, his editor, Lisa Kambacher, nags him to turn his stories and expenses in on time. During their years of working together, Lisa has mellowed from bitchy into an irascible pinchpenny. Lisa snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes. Careening from shell-shocked grocery store owners fighting turkeys crawling out of refrigerators, to machine-gunning turkey farmers, to secret militia, Sam and Lisa doggedly report. Throughout the turkey apocalypse, they dare ravaged cities, plow knee-deep in gore and corpses, and upload streams of zombie turkey video news to the world. With paranoid militias clashing with the federal government and unkillable turkeys, Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. Sam and Lisa have no superpowers. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not listen to Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Phil Blechman. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/099806/bk_acx0_099806_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.